Some favorite quotes

Before I post my next rant (which mostly involves all those militant groups), I would like to lighten things up first here...with my lifelong favorite quotes! Now...this would really look like a BLOG! Just take time and think about these:

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"Many people quit looking for work when they find a job."

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!"

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

"Change is inevitable....except from vending machines."

"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

These quotes look familiar? Of course, they came from my fave deadpan comedian, Steven Wright!

I am sorry

I am sorry for this picture


I apologize as well for the lack of updates. I just so happens that I cannot get a firm grip of time on my frail hands, and I'm losing it. Yes, time is my nemesis. You can't have more and you cannot even take it back. With a workload such of a donkey, it's hard to find time even to poop. So, I now assume that constipation is my next best enemy. And probably the ugly mob crowd at the streets and the stupid turds in the government would be the least of my priorities.

Yes, in the midst of chaos, political backstabbing and election frauds, I remain apathetic.

Let them die, for all I care! All they want is to overthrow everyone on top, that's what they do everyday! They don't go to work and type on the computer, they would just work on evil plans that would sink our country down the thrid world drainage system.

The Senate, the useless Congressmen, the leftist who marry gay people, the Cabinet craps, fuck them all to hell!

All of them has his/her own agendas, own personal missions that would contradict every other's agenda, throwing their own shit at each other's faces and eating eat with glee.



Wait...I'm ranting again. I'm apologize. See you next week.