Pinoy: Why Bother?

If you're a guy and you're a fan of this...
you should be thinking twice if you really are a guy.


Pinoy Big Brother is an example of an overhyped garbage in today’s prime time television. Those stupid ABS-CBN executives thought of something “imported”, so they tried to scavenge on a European garbage bin and found a foul smelling turd. They decided to put some imported fragrance, lifted up high in the air and proclaimed it as chocolate ice cream.

And Filipinos literally ate it like real ice cream. This is Pinoy Big Brother. Another reason why our country is suffering dearly.

The mere presence of this junk makes my stomach turn, much more when the Big Brother House itself is at the back of our office. Yes, you read it right. The Big Brother house is exactly at the backyard, with large white tarpoline covering up to fifty feet, you cannot see anything…but could definitely hear Uma screaming like a senseless faggot.

Yes, I am very unfortunate. I would literally suffer on a daily basis by passing that bright house whenever I go home. Dozens of fans (in public school uniforms) wait outside the yellow house, pathetically hoping that the director would just let them in to join the contestants for a while and be seen on television...dreaming that they could be stars like Diego and Mykha of Bubble Gang. The bright house itself is also covered with yellow police tapes, as if somebody inside was just murdered (sometimes, I even hoped it would happen). And you could see clearly that the upper rooms are occupied by busy writers and crew preparing the contestant’s idiotic and lame dialogue.

I suggest people should refrain talking about this show, it would make them less respectable forms of human beings. Although society needs such types, a major influx would collapse the bleeding social system. So please, we are educated people here with high morals and God fearing hearts!

As you can see, this show is trying desperately to catch your attention. Remember those two girl contestants: Chix and Cass kissing each other? A move is made to gather a lot of “heat”, a common practice in television shows today. Any kind of controversy would gather curious viewers. Sadly, Filipinos are the curious kind…kaya nga lahat tayo “uzi” eh. Personally, I find it pathetic, a futile attempt to get attention they badly needed. You could go out of the Big Brother house and walk a few blocks to find some prostitutes in Quezon Avenue that would look more pleasing than Chix and Cass. By the way, Uma is a homo.

Have you heard Big Brothers voice? Who is that anyway? He sounds like the one who calls you at night, breathing heavily at the mouthpiece and achieves sexual stimulation by hearing you get pissed off. Or simply, he sounds like a pinoy street vendor with a major obesity problem.

Anyway, I guess I had enough. I don’t care who leaves the house and who stays. I just wish they would all leave. May God have mercy on us all.