If you haven't watched Star Wars yet...

Then you are too late.

Unless you're willing to watch at Times Cinema in Quiapo next month, theres no way you could watch Episode III in the big screen again. Some people would say that you're totally "out" for watching that Mark and Jennilyn film instead. Nerds would even insult you for not having the "balls" to watch the movie alone. Gay people would just tell you to suck their cocks instead. The muslims would "beat you to a pulp" for not buying the Pirated Dibidi version and praise Allah for the triumphant "personal Jihad" they had made upon your pitifull body.

To save yourself from such humiliation from people who doesn't know what's cool, I'll show you the film's highlights!



Mace Windu dies. Even if he had this very BROAD sword (which is more like a Light-Saber-Fan). He died because he is black. Niggers are bad people.


Obi Wan Kenobi also died. Anakin chocked him till sparks flew out of his left ear.



Yoda also died at this movie.You could see the poisonous snake that bit him on the right.



So that's it. Everybody dies except Anakin, who later became Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine and Jar Jar Binks.
Jar Jar Binks became a very important figure on Episode IV-VI. He guided Luke (Anakin's son) to the force, defeated Bobba Fett in an underwater scene (it's a Mesa-exciting duel!), and had an illicit affair with Chewbacca. Now who said he's annoying?