"Has-beens" in concert

Oh no...


This is no shocker, ladies and gentlemen. Sure, “Boyz II Men” is definitely one of the best R&B groups of the 90’s. No doubt. I couldn’t even contest to that fact (even though I hate black people). But like Michael Jackson, who also became a hit in the 80’s…they are now useless people with no use at all (pardon the redundancy).

Sure, they’ve made good hits like “I’ll make love to you”. But you could never “score” now if you played that song to a girl, you would even feel the harsh slap of rejection as a consequence for digging that song out from the grave.

C’mon, the group is not even complete anymore! So what the heck is that concert for last Friday?

After being postponed twice, don’t you think pushing such debauchery is the best thing to do?

What do they think about us Filipinos? Do they think this is a place for has-beens? Since no one goes here frequently anyway?

I guess it worked for David Pomeranz and Keith Martin…who has been in our country more than Paris Hilton had sexual partners.

I don’t know why other Filipinos are going crazy on these “has beens”. If you go to the states right now and mention their name, people would be saying “David who?”, “Keith what?! Who the fuck is that?!”, and you would me mauled terribly for bringing up some nonsense.

These guys are nobody. And what’s painful about it, they think they are “somebody” if they are in the Philippines. That thought really sucks.

How about those old farts who proclaim that they are the “Cascades”. Who gives a fuck about dead people anyway?!!! But some stupid old Filipinos did. Even with the presence of the internet, they didn’t even realize that they’re rip offs!

Anyway, that didn’t happen with Boyz II Men. Scalpers even had a hard time giving the tickets for free. Kahit sa mga iskwater hindi nila maipamigay. “Sino yan? Siksbam bay an?”, “Bigyan mo na lang ako ng pangkain kesa manood ng mga negro!”. So the show is a complete failure. There came an incomplete group, singing songs to a very incomplete crowd. I guess the only crowd who came are “has been” lovers as well…or those who are too outdated with life that they think Fra Lippo Lippi is still on top of the Billboard charts. Take Aiko Melendez for example, another “has been” who came with "date"...or someone who has the money that she could suck deep into because she's soooooooooo loooooong ago.


So if you’re a washed up music superstar or Debbie Gibson, don’t you dare come to the Philippines and think we would go crazy on seeing you. You should accept the fact that you’re already done with…you big loser. That’s how showbusiness works.