Kids are smarter than adults

Why do I always end up with hate updates? Anyway, here goes….


If I would recommend a book to an average person, it would be the Lemony Snicket’s “A Series of Unfortunate Events”. Sure, it’s a kid’s book, that’s why I picked an average person, it’s an easy read! I wouldn’t recommend “Harry Potter” to an average person, because it promotes devil-worshipping and read by geeks. Back to the topic: I love the Lemony Snicket’s series because of three things:

1. It depicts reality. Reality is truly dark and gloomy. Forget about personal perspective, it’s all dark and gloomy out there. You would only have joy when you make fun on the misery of others. That’s why I love the book.

2. The children are always smarter than adults.

3. There is no number three. So, the children are always smarter than adults.

I would like to stick to the latter. Children are indeed wonderful creatures. Sure, they’ bite,,,but aside the annoyance of their restlessness and odor, they often know life better than us, adults. If in case you’re a kid reading this, then you have earned 7 years of bad luck, send this articleto 10 people tonight or you will DIE anytime in uh…7 years.

Anyway, where was I? Oh…adults! Many adults are insane. Sometimes they don’t act their age or gender. Adults often quarrel and beat each other up. Adults eat and drink more than they could manage.
So kids, be happy and cherish what you have right now, which is youth. When you get older, you would start to become more and more of an idiot. Adults often quarrel about small, unimportant things. Instead of quarreling on how they could improve the slowly drowning economy of our country, they would fight about sex videos.

FAG

Take Boy Abunda for example. This bald faggot even risked his career (if indeed he has one) to prove that it is Ethel Booba in the “Ethel Booba Sex Video”. Now, it doesn’t need a smart adult to figure it out. If you’ve seen the video, you’ll know it’s Ethel Booba. No slut would do that but Ethel Booba herself. This is definitely a No-Brainer. I don’t know why Boy Abunda is yakking about.

Aside from “exposing” this video, he also defended another sex video which a talent in his company is involved. I’m talking about Piolo Pascual, another fag. Jude Estrada’s bitch. Again, it doesn’t need a very smart adult to prove this one. Too bad kids aren’t allowed to watch those sex videos…for them this is easier to find out than Waldo in a crowd of caricatures.

Is there a need for this network war? I wouldn’t even tell that you act like kids. Kids are more mature than adults now. Kids are contented with candies and sufficient playtime. Adults are never content with million peso villas, 20 gallons of beer, an fx full of whores, 4 wives, 20 cars that they would never use, killing their best friend, exposing a sex video that could destroy a colleagues’ career, or just being plain straight.

I wish I was a kid again.

I wish Boy Abunda would die a very cruel death.

I hate HATE updates.