Please don’t forget about fat bastard

After one week, the story of First Gentleman Arroyo and his lavish lifestyle in Las Vegas starts to die down. I’m writing this now because I want to keep the fire burning! Please folks, Malacanang is doing everything to let this news fade away like the highly-guarded prisoners at Camp Crame. Recah Trinidad had been silent already. So is Mr. Arroyo’s pet dog, Mon Tulfo. This news should continue to get some heat folks!

Maybe this picture would help…


Not luxurious?

According to the news, the suite occupies a total of 12,000 square feet of floor space, has its own swimming pool, a front garden and other amenities.

It was “Not luxurious”according to the younger Arroyo, Iggy “Ignacio” and Bacolod City Representative Monico Puentevella who said the First Gentleman was given a complimentary room by the MGM Grand but it was not luxurious.

"It was complimentary. I stayed with him in the room and it was ordinary,” the younger Arroyo said in a telephone interview.

But Arroyo and Puentevella denied rumors that the First Gentleman was the Filipino who had rented the $20,000-a-night suite in the Las Vegas hotel to watch the Morales-Pacquiao boxing match.

Could any other Filipino afford this kind of luxury if not the highest bastard of them all?

Guys and gals, $20K is more than a million pesos dammit! We work so hard day and night just to get our salaries deducted by 10% and let this fat bastard spend it lavishly?! That’s why this guy is so fat…he even eats money! He’s even worse than fat bastard himself. Then here comes Mon Tulfo, proclaiming him as saint. I hope Mike would get so hungry that he would even devour Tulfo and choke to death.

I had enough for this day.